200888

Joke of the Day

"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."

"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."

"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."

"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."

"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."

"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"