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Joke of the Day

"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"

"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"

"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."

"Whoever wins the Oscar for Best Sound Mixer is gonna get so much sound mixing pussy it's not even funny."

"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!"

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."