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Joke of the Day
"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"
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"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."
"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."
"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."
"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."
"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."
"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"
"I like cheese more than I like most people."