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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
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"My dad is in the hospital, he needed to get some toes amputated because of his diabetes. He's been good about it. He says he's lactose intolerant."
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"
"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."
"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."
"If the opposite of pro is con.. What's the opposite of progress?"
"That moment when your crush is absent, and you wasted your time going to school."
"New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10."