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Joke of the Day

"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"

"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."

"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."

"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."

"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"

"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized"""

"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."