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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."
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"Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats."
"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"
"Last night I woke up in the middle of dreaming about the meaning of life. It was very eye opening."
"The cost of living has now gotten so bad... ...that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries."
"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"so sick of people who aren't Beyonce"
"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"
"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"