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Joke of the Day

"Best Bang for your Buck! would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service"

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"It's exhausting typing ""NO ONE GIVES A SHIT"" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook."

"I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough"

"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."

"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"