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Joke of the Day
"It's exhausting typing ""NO ONE GIVES A SHIT"" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook."
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"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."
"Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"
"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave."
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""