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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Indian grow facial hair? He would have Apache beard"
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"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
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"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""
"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"
"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"
"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"
"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."