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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"
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"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction."
"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"
"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."
"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."
"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"
"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"
"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"
"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"