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Joke of the Day

"Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens."

"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."

"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"

"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."

"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."

"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."

"[I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs"

"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."