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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"
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"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran"
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"A guy thing. pp"
"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."
"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"
"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."
"My kid throwing her toast out the car window was more badass than anything I've done in the last 10 years."