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Joke of the Day
"Will I live to see 90? You just did."
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"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"One day I hope to watch a cable show that says ""Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month."""
"Nobody cares about Nihilism. The punchline."