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Joke of the Day

"What did O say to Q? Your boto is showing!"

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."

"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."

"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("

"If Jenny has 215 coins in one hand and 412 coins in the other,what does Jenny have? 5 days to live."

"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."

"if u told me 20yrs ago that we'd have a black prez w/ the middle name Hussein, I'd have kept playing w/ my ninja turtles cuz I was 9 in 1993"

"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."

"Did you hear about the Mexican painter who lost two fingers? After the incident, he could only tres."