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Joke of the Day

"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"

"Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive."

"Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat."

"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."

"I don't understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting' is sold out everywhere, yet I've not made a penny."

"What is the definition of irony? Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule."

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."