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Joke of the Day
"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"
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"Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood."
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"
"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."
"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."
"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew"
"masturbate."
"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"