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Joke of the Day

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."

"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"Worry: a waste of imagination."

"A corrupt politician turns the power off in an orphanage. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"

"What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? Hey, no more funny business!"