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Joke of the Day

"The other day I held the door open for a clown I thought it was a nice jester."

"What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears? Anything you want, He can't hear you!"

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

"What's the best part about being a meth addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas"

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."