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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about being a meth addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas"

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"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"
"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"
"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"
"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."
"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"