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Joke of the Day

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

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"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."
"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"
"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"
"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."
"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare. The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink."
"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."
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