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Joke of the Day
"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."
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"John Cena vs Jackie Chan vs Leeerroooyyy Jeeennnkiiinnns who wins? Nobody wins. My Senpai can only win. I will make sure of it one way or another......."
"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."
"Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy Judge: what's upsexy? [lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance"
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"
"If you're married to your dick... would you be a wife beater?"
"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"