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Joke of the Day
"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."
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"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"
"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
"Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5."
"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."
"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."
"Butterflies (by Kevin L. Schwartz) All these years later and you still give me butterflies. It's crazy. I told you a decade ago I quit collecting."
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"