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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."

"It's called a ""remote"" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel."

"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"

"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"

"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"