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Joke of the Day
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
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"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."
"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."
"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"
"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"
"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."
"What's long, hard, and covered in people? The Great Wall of China, pervert."