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Joke of the Day

"Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy Judge: what's upsexy? [lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance"

"Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting."

"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus. But they still do anyway."

"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"

"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"

"Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A: A hobby horse."

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"