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Joke of the Day

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"

"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."

"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"