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Joke of the Day
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
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"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
"What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ? A brief case."
"If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."
"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"
"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"