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Joke of the Day

"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."

"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope never mind, just skip it."

"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"

"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."

"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."

"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."

"What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive."

"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"