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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"
"Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years."
"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."
"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"Two corn muffins were in the oven baking. One turns to the other and says ""man it's HOT in here"" the other corn muffin replies... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHaaaaa A TALKING CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!"
"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"
"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."
"*wife stares at me* *I stare at her* *she frowns* *I smile* ""You didn't notice my new-"" ""NICE HAIRCUT AND GLASSES."" ""Dress."""