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Joke of the Day
"What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose"
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"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Are you kidding me?"" ""That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"""
"What do you call a British circle jerk? A Union Jack."
"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
"Oh you have Swag? ...that's cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?"
"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"
"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"
"What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally? Several thousand yards of white fabric."