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Joke of the Day
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
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"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
"A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three... ""Uno... dos..."" POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes."
"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."
"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"
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