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Joke of the Day

"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."

"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."

"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."

"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"

"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"

"My robotics company will make SexBots Gonna call ourselves *Gears of Whore*."

"I really want to drive private or hired cars. But I don't have anything to chauffeur it."