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Joke of the Day

"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"

"What did the Jewish lesbian say to her girlfriend before taking her virginity? L'hymen"

"They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""

"Did you hear about the Egyptian boatman who refused to believe his craft was sinking? He was in denial"

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."

"Two gay guys are sleeping... Facing each other.. One of them says to the other, ""Are you angry with me?"""

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"