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Joke of the Day
"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."
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"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns But then he forgot, Toucan play that game"
"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."
"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo... ..So he gave her one."
"How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."