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Joke of the Day

"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."

"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."

"When's sex not work? When it's for play."

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."

"TIL: In 1949, the French police spent 3 months investigating DiVince's Mona Lisa in connection to a murder. Apparently she was framed."

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"I was having trouble with my phone... So I took it to the phone store, and let me tell you! The service was great in there!"

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"