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Joke of the Day
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Tires need changing too you know!"
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"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."
"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."
"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"
"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. It's ok though, she always comes crawling back."