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Joke of the Day
"I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit"
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"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"
"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."
"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"
"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"So a jew walked out of a bank... LOL no he didn't"