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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"

"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"

"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."

"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."

"What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !"

"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."

"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"