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Joke of the Day

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's a serial killer named Terrence Fishman & he plans to kill you Monday"

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"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."
"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."
"I tried committing suicide once... never doing that again, I almost killed myself."
"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."