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Joke of the Day

"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."

"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"

"M$ forever! [oneliner] The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."

"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."

"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"

"My daughter thought putting glue on her hands would help her walk up the walls, we're both a little disappointed that it didn't work."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."

"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"