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Joke of the Day

"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."

"You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets."

"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."

"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"

"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"

"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"

"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."