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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."
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"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."
"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."
"why did no one listen to the wheelchair joke? It had no back story."
"I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants, and I said, I prefer Italiacan restaurants."
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""
"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come in wet and wild, and leave with your house and car."