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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine"

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"

"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""

"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"

"""Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"" ""Shut up and eat your cornflakes."""

"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"

"What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters."

"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"