180439
Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."
Next Joke
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
"Bravo, Oscar, Oscar, Bravo, Sierra"
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
"Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar."
"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."
"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."
"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."