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Joke of the Day

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."

"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"

"Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam."

"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."