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Joke of the Day
"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"
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"Why couldn't the drunk make it as a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar."
"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"
"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."
"Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to ""do it herself."" Three hours later, I'm still waiting for her to get out of the car."
"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
"Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies."
"How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house? Just pay for your pizza."