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Joke of the Day

"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."

"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink."

"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway? His ass."

"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."

"Unshakable Fact # 1 A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them."

"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""

"If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she'd show up in a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour."

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""