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Joke of the Day

"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."

"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"The guy who invented paper died last week That's tearable!"

"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."

"How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower. Hand her a shovel!"

"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."

"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."