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Joke of the Day

"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better."

"Where do poor Italians live? A spaghetto."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An ithe-berg"

"Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"