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Joke of the Day
"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."
Next Joke
"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."
"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"
"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."
"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."
"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"
"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"
"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."