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"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
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"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."
"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"
"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."
"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."
"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"
"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."