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Joke of the Day

"I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either."""

"On Possession So me and my sister when in a fight and she said, ""Your so possessive"", I responded, ""What about my possession, is it ok?"

"I'm having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? so it could get to the other side"

"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"

"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."

"An old married couple is talking... ...when the husband asks,""Sweetheart, have you ever slept with other men ?"" ""No, I only slept with you. I was awake with the others."""

"I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that's all well & good but they totally got the giraffe's accent wrong."

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."