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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."
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"I've come to the conclusion that my sex life sucks. I was masturbating the other day, and my hand fell asleep."
"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"
"Stop Hammertime"
"Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, ""Keep going."""
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."